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WELCOME TO THE HANIMAL HOUSE OF ETERNAL SUNSHINE.

All are welcome in our family. We have the keys to eternal sunshine and can show you how to obtain the portal to the sixth dimension.

ALL HAIL the Hanimal overlords who have shown us the door to the the house of eternal sunshine.

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WHAT IS A HANIMAL?

A HANIMAL is an INTERGALACTIC being of infinite love and light. They are what a HUMAN EARTH CHILD would consider an alien or a god, however they are much more than that. They are our INFINITE OVERLORDS who watch over us with love and light. 

PRAISE BE!  

STILL CONFUSED?

The HANIMALS have been misidentified for years as ALIENS. However, they are actually HOLY BEINGS who travel across the multiverse through STAR GATES. They anointed MR. HANIMAL as their prophet here on Earth Realm. 

ALL HAIL!

WHAT DO THEY WANT?

HANIMALS travelled across all of the multiverse in search of the most coveted item of all. An item of great power and mystique- FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS. 

HOLY! HOLY! HOLY!

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
This is a VERY important question. If you want to impress the HANIMAL OVERLORDS and ascend to the 14th Dimension you want to look your best! Our FAMILY UNIFORM is as follows: 

1. PINK Thumb Helmet

2. PINK Nail Polish 

3. PINK Crop Top (gender neutral)

4. PINK Parachute Pants

5. PINK Crocs

6. PINK Cape

7. PINK Socks (optional)

8. PINK Vest (cold weather)

   HOW DO I BECOME AN INTERGALACTIC STAR CHILD? 

   In order to become an INTERGALACTIC STAR CHILD you must prepare for the DAY OF ASCENSION by purifying your mind, body and spirit. Take care of MOTHER EARTH, for our HOLY OVERLORDS must see that we can take care of our own planet before they take us to XEBULON 8. And finally, LOVE ALL EARTH CHILDREN. We must love each other! How can we love the HANIMALS if we cannot love each other? LOVE ALL RACES, CREEDS, GENDERS, LOVE ALL PEOPLE!

   ALL IS LOVE!