HOLY HOLY HOLY! The Mr. Hanimal 3 God Head t shirt is 100% guaranteed to increase third eye openings and may even rip open a portal to the next closest multiverse. Who knows? We do. May the holy hand be upon you as you wear this ethereal garb.

• 100% cotton (maybe)
Fabric Weight - Less than a black hole, more than a coffee bean
• Open-end yarn (open ended like you last relationship)
• Tubular fabric (we don't know what this means either.)
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


The Hanimals demand perfection! This holy garment is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.

All proceeds go towards building our spaceship to get off world.
No returns accepted, if you are unsatisfied give your shirt to someone who needs it more than you do. I am a one man operation, (mindfuck huh?) so I can't do returns right now.
Peace and Love, Praise the Hanimals